First, Props to @briankrebs for the evil Equifax logo. 

While those unaffected by the Equifax breach have been stuffing their faces with proverbial popcorn as they watch the latest unveilings and press announcements, those worried that their most sensitive and identifying details have been leaked simply look on in horror, unknowing how to proceed.

The exact details of how the hackers made off with so much data remain fairly obscure. Equifax has